James Finn GarnerHe burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.
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He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. This is the most creative of the quotes included here. Imagine this: you are at your parent’s house for Christmas dinner, you are hungry, and you don’t want to wait for your food to cook. You get up from the table and run into the kitchen, where you happen upon your grandmother reaching for a turkey leg.
She stands there, confused, wondering what on earth you are doing in her kitchen. You shrug your shoulders and proceed to eat Grandma. Now, before I go any further, I need to clarify something.
That is not necessarily how it happened. The food might have been cooked already when he burst in, or one of his brothers could have stolen it from her before she was even aware of his presence. The point is that it would be perfectly acceptable under these circumstances for him to eat his grandma.
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